I Hate LA In The Springtime PG-13 Cham Challenge #137
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:35 am
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“What are you so cheery about?” Josef growled as Mick entered his office.
“What happened to you? Did you have a sour freshie?”
Josef frowned. “No. I hate Daylight Savings Time. There is nothing worth saving. It was bad enough when it happened in April but now March….it’s unnatural. It takes the freshies a week to recover from the time change.
“Josef it’s one of the signs of spring. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.”
“Income taxes and freshies with hayfever.
“Love is in the air.” Mick sang.
“I manage to have love all winter long.”
“How is the rebound freshie?”
“Solita is not a rebound freshie. Josef said sharply. Things just didn’t work out with Simone and……
“Your bed got lonely.”
“I don’t sleep in a bed.” Josef said mischievously. “Yet that doesn't seem to matter.”
“Does Solita prefer the floor?”
“I hear Beth prefers the shower.” Josef countered. How is married life?”
Mick grinned. “It’s perfect. Six months and it feels like the honeymoon will never end.
“At least you can take advantage of a better tax bracket. Single people like me are discriminated against.”
“You could marry Solita.”
“Or try to get the tax laws revamped to accommodate the single person.”
Mick shook his head. “Good luck with that. In the meantime I want to discuss my picks in the March Madness pool.
“No can do. I have to go to court.”
“Are you being sued?”
“No, I’m the injured party and by the time I’m done I’ll own half of Southeast Asia.”
”Give my best to Simone.”
“Wrong again. I have a new lawyer. Preston Spencer.”
“What’s his blood type?” Mick teased.
“O positive, he will never have a freshie career. You won’t believe what he puts in his mouth.”
Josef’s phone rang to Shannon Lawson’s “Who’s Your Daddy
Mick laughed. “Solita?”
“No, that’s the exclusive ringtone. “Tangie, what’s wrong? Is the doctor there? Well tell her to be there in thirty minutes or less, or she'll be bitten and not in the good way. I’ll be home right after court.
Mick leaped up from the couch “What happened? Did someone get hurt?”
“Not yet. I wouldn’t want to be the manager at Clean Rite laundry.”
“Why?”
They used Cheer detergent and three of the girls have broken out in hives. They know my ladies have sensitive skin, they are supposed to use Dreft baby detergent and nothing else.
“Baby detergent?”
“Mick, I decide what touches their skin. Now I’m going to be down three freshies until the hives go away. This week can’t get any worse.”
“Is this a good time to remind you the LA Marathon is this weekend?”
Josef’s eyes turned silver. “I hate spring.”
“What are you so cheery about?” Josef growled as Mick entered his office.
“What happened to you? Did you have a sour freshie?”
Josef frowned. “No. I hate Daylight Savings Time. There is nothing worth saving. It was bad enough when it happened in April but now March….it’s unnatural. It takes the freshies a week to recover from the time change.
“Josef it’s one of the signs of spring. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.”
“Income taxes and freshies with hayfever.
“Love is in the air.” Mick sang.
“I manage to have love all winter long.”
“How is the rebound freshie?”
“Solita is not a rebound freshie. Josef said sharply. Things just didn’t work out with Simone and……
“Your bed got lonely.”
“I don’t sleep in a bed.” Josef said mischievously. “Yet that doesn't seem to matter.”
“Does Solita prefer the floor?”
“I hear Beth prefers the shower.” Josef countered. How is married life?”
Mick grinned. “It’s perfect. Six months and it feels like the honeymoon will never end.
“At least you can take advantage of a better tax bracket. Single people like me are discriminated against.”
“You could marry Solita.”
“Or try to get the tax laws revamped to accommodate the single person.”
Mick shook his head. “Good luck with that. In the meantime I want to discuss my picks in the March Madness pool.
“No can do. I have to go to court.”
“Are you being sued?”
“No, I’m the injured party and by the time I’m done I’ll own half of Southeast Asia.”
”Give my best to Simone.”
“Wrong again. I have a new lawyer. Preston Spencer.”
“What’s his blood type?” Mick teased.
“O positive, he will never have a freshie career. You won’t believe what he puts in his mouth.”
Josef’s phone rang to Shannon Lawson’s “Who’s Your Daddy
Mick laughed. “Solita?”
“No, that’s the exclusive ringtone. “Tangie, what’s wrong? Is the doctor there? Well tell her to be there in thirty minutes or less, or she'll be bitten and not in the good way. I’ll be home right after court.
Mick leaped up from the couch “What happened? Did someone get hurt?”
“Not yet. I wouldn’t want to be the manager at Clean Rite laundry.”
“Why?”
They used Cheer detergent and three of the girls have broken out in hives. They know my ladies have sensitive skin, they are supposed to use Dreft baby detergent and nothing else.
“Baby detergent?”
“Mick, I decide what touches their skin. Now I’m going to be down three freshies until the hives go away. This week can’t get any worse.”
“Is this a good time to remind you the LA Marathon is this weekend?”
Josef’s eyes turned silver. “I hate spring.”
Mick is singing love songs, and Josef is grumbling his way through March. What a hilarious scene! 
Third I'm allergic to many laundry detergents and as a general rule we only use Ivory or Dreft but I developed hives on my back this weekend from my pajamas so I'm not sure what is responsible. 
Josef has sleepy freshies with hives. You can understand why he's cranky.