If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG

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If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG

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A little bit of silliness - with my deepest apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff.

If you're familiar with this children's story, then hopefully this will bring a smile.

If not, then you'll think I'm nuts.

Come to think of it - I am nuts. But I mean well.





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If you give a vamp a freshie,





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he’s going to ask for a taste of blood.






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When you give him the blood…



He’ll probably ask for A positive.





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When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.





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Then, he’ll want to look in the mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a blood moustache.





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When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his fangs need attention.





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So he’ll probably ask for a tooth brush.





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When he’s finished polishing up the fangs, he’ll want to test them out.





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He’ll start avenging….





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He might get carried away trying to right every wrong in LA.





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He may even end up on the news as well!





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When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap.





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You’ll have to fix up the couch for him with a blanket and a pillow.





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He’ll crawl in and make himself comfortable and adjust the blanket a few times.





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He’ll probably ask you to tell him a story.





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So, you’ll tell him a rambling tale from your wild vampire youth.





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When he hears the story, he’ll be so bored ….





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…he’ll take the first case that comes along.





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He’ll end up in the desert….





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trying to help a damsel in distress.





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When he gets too hot…





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He’ll want to take a bath…





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With ice.





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Then he’ll want to reconsider the events of the day





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Which means he’ll think back to how the day began.





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Thinking about breakfast will remind him that…





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he’s thirsty.


So……





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He’ll ask for a sip of blood.





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And chances are, if he asks for a sip of blood,





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He’s going to want a freshie to go with it.




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The End.
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Ahhhhh this was awesome!!!!!! A perfect adaptation into the Moonlight world. I need to browse more of these stories!

The pictures were perfect too, and I especially loved the little conversation and think bubbles. Hahaha, blood moustache!!!
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This never loses is lustre!!

Too cute.
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Innovative and humorous and captivating. That's Lilly!
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Nobody recreates children's stories better than our beautiful flower. Thanks Lilly--it's such a pleasure to revisit these hilarious stories.
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Very charming and imaginative, Lilly!! I am well versed in all these books and I believe you have done Ms. Numeroff proud!! :D
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Very cute, Lilly! I hadn't read this one before... :mrgreen:
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This is adorable.

I'd never read this one before (How have I missed it???)

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I'm not sure how I managed to miss responding to all of your sweet comments. :slaphead: Thank you all. :ghug:

And thanks, jen, for exploring this new territory. :snicker:
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hey, Lillly , I have never ever ever seen anything like that.. it was good and it was funny.. I loved it , are there others too? I am gonna look around
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I was just telling someone about this wonderful story... which gave me an excuse to read it again. And I'm giggling all over again... :laugh: I love this one soooooooooo much. :hearts:
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I was surprised to see I had not commented on this, as I remember reading it before. :blushing: So adorable! A great take on the story with perfect pics to go with it! I enjoyed the reread!

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This is adorable. Simply adorable.

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Thanks, ladies. :ghug: :hearts:
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Very clever, Lilly!

"You say you lost your sense of humor?" :rolling:

"Once upon a time, there were two freshies..." Now this is one story I wouldn't mind hearing!
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