If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG
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If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG
A little bit of silliness - with my deepest apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff.
If you're familiar with this children's story, then hopefully this will bring a smile.
If not, then you'll think I'm nuts.
Come to think of it - I am nuts. But I mean well.
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If you give a vamp a freshie,
he’s going to ask for a taste of blood.
When you give him the blood…
He’ll probably ask for A positive.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.
Then, he’ll want to look in the mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a blood moustache.
When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his fangs need attention.
So he’ll probably ask for a tooth brush.
When he’s finished polishing up the fangs, he’ll want to test them out.
He’ll start avenging….
He might get carried away trying to right every wrong in LA.
He may even end up on the news as well!
When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap.
You’ll have to fix up the couch for him with a blanket and a pillow.
He’ll crawl in and make himself comfortable and adjust the blanket a few times.
He’ll probably ask you to tell him a story.
So, you’ll tell him a rambling tale from your wild vampire youth.
When he hears the story, he’ll be so bored ….
…he’ll take the first case that comes along.
He’ll end up in the desert….
trying to help a damsel in distress.
When he gets too hot…
He’ll want to take a bath…
With ice.
Then he’ll want to reconsider the events of the day
Which means he’ll think back to how the day began.
Thinking about breakfast will remind him that…
he’s thirsty.
So……
He’ll ask for a sip of blood.
And chances are, if he asks for a sip of blood,
He’s going to want a freshie to go with it.
The End.
If you're familiar with this children's story, then hopefully this will bring a smile.
If not, then you'll think I'm nuts.
Come to think of it - I am nuts. But I mean well.
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If you give a vamp a freshie,
he’s going to ask for a taste of blood.
When you give him the blood…
He’ll probably ask for A positive.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.
Then, he’ll want to look in the mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a blood moustache.
When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his fangs need attention.
So he’ll probably ask for a tooth brush.
When he’s finished polishing up the fangs, he’ll want to test them out.
He’ll start avenging….
He might get carried away trying to right every wrong in LA.
He may even end up on the news as well!
When he’s done, he’ll probably want to take a nap.
You’ll have to fix up the couch for him with a blanket and a pillow.
He’ll crawl in and make himself comfortable and adjust the blanket a few times.
He’ll probably ask you to tell him a story.
So, you’ll tell him a rambling tale from your wild vampire youth.
When he hears the story, he’ll be so bored ….
…he’ll take the first case that comes along.
He’ll end up in the desert….
trying to help a damsel in distress.
When he gets too hot…
He’ll want to take a bath…
With ice.
Then he’ll want to reconsider the events of the day
Which means he’ll think back to how the day began.
Thinking about breakfast will remind him that…
he’s thirsty.
So……
He’ll ask for a sip of blood.
And chances are, if he asks for a sip of blood,
He’s going to want a freshie to go with it.
The End.
Lilly
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Re: If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG
Ahhhhh this was awesome!!!!!! A perfect adaptation into the Moonlight world. I need to browse more of these stories!
The pictures were perfect too, and I especially loved the little conversation and think bubbles. Hahaha, blood moustache!!!
The pictures were perfect too, and I especially loved the little conversation and think bubbles. Hahaha, blood moustache!!!
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This never loses is lustre!!
Too cute.
Too cute.
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Innovative and humorous and captivating. That's Lilly!
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Nobody recreates children's stories better than our beautiful flower. Thanks Lilly--it's such a pleasure to revisit these hilarious stories.
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Very charming and imaginative, Lilly!! I am well versed in all these books and I believe you have done Ms. Numeroff proud!!
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Very cute, Lilly! I hadn't read this one before...
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Re: If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG
This is adorable.
I'd never read this one before (How have I missed it???)
I'd never read this one before (How have I missed it???)
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I'm not sure how I managed to miss responding to all of your sweet comments. Thank you all.
And thanks, jen, for exploring this new territory.
And thanks, jen, for exploring this new territory.
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hey, Lillly , I have never ever ever seen anything like that.. it was good and it was funny.. I loved it , are there others too? I am gonna look around
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I was just telling someone about this wonderful story... which gave me an excuse to read it again. And I'm giggling all over again... I love this one soooooooooo much.
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I was surprised to see I had not commented on this, as I remember reading it before. So adorable! A great take on the story with perfect pics to go with it! I enjoyed the reread!
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This is adorable. Simply adorable.
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Thanks, ladies.
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Re: If You Give a Vamp a Freshie - PG
Very clever, Lilly!
"You say you lost your sense of humor?"
"Once upon a time, there were two freshies..." Now this is one story I wouldn't mind hearing!
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