St. John, the Angst-y Vampire - a little Moonlight ditty - G
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I wasn’t sure where I should put this (yeah, I’m sure you all have a few suggestions ). It’s set to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer” but it’s not really a holiday piece. So, I’ll just leave it here under my virtual tree and hope it brings a smile.
St. John, the Angst-y Vampire
St. John, the Angst-y Vampire **you can call him Mick**
Had a lot of inner strife,
Thinking himself a monster
And blaming it on his wife. (ex, that is)
Josef his vampire mentor
Used to nag him, "Just feed fresh..."
“What I think you need here, boy-o…"
"...is a little fang on flesh.”
Then one night in no-star hell
An angel came to say,
“Drink my blood or you will die…
And I’ll end up with the other guy.”
**skritch** Say what?
“Now,” Josef said, “you’ve got it… "
and slapped him on the back with glee.
“I knew you had it in you…”
“You gonna share some of that with me?”
:curtesy:
St. John, the Angst-y Vampire
St. John, the Angst-y Vampire **you can call him Mick**
Had a lot of inner strife,
Thinking himself a monster
And blaming it on his wife. (ex, that is)
Josef his vampire mentor
Used to nag him, "Just feed fresh..."
“What I think you need here, boy-o…"
"...is a little fang on flesh.”
Then one night in no-star hell
An angel came to say,
“Drink my blood or you will die…
And I’ll end up with the other guy.”
**skritch** Say what?
“Now,” Josef said, “you’ve got it… "
and slapped him on the back with glee.
“I knew you had it in you…”
“You gonna share some of that with me?”
:curtesy:
Lilly
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Re: St. John, the Angst-y Vampire -- a little Moonlight ditty
Lilly as usual that's adorable. I loved the last line.
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A new holiday classic, for sure
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Perfect! Just the thing to brighten up a cold winter's night!
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Very clever! Christmas Moonlight style! Thanks! I'm glad Josef got in on the action, too!
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Oh, Lilly--this is wonderful! I love the pictures you used to illustrate it, the perfect flashes of humor at appropriate places, and yeah... that last line is just a killer! Leave it to Josef to look for a fun (and awkward) way to cash in on Mick's newly found... um... whatever it is...
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This is great, especially how you included Josef and Beth. And it rhymes, too!
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you are waay too cool, Lilly. My favourites? the **skritch**.... and the ending up with the other guy line.
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Genius. Just genius. I sang through my giggles.
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Re: St. John, the Angst-y Vampire -- a little Moonlight ditty
Hey, thanks everyone. Glad it made you giggle.
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Re: St. John, the Angst-y Vampire -- a little Moonlight ditty
eris stole my Bravo line, but I'm gonna use it again,.
Bravo Lily!
Funny as well.
Bravo Lily!
Funny as well.
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Thanks so much, Aussiejo.
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What a total delight!
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HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS UNTIL NOW???????????????
LILLY STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
LILLY STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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