St. John, the Angst-y Vampire - a little Moonlight ditty - G

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I wasn’t sure where I should put this (yeah, I’m sure you all have a few suggestions :snicker: ). It’s set to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer” but it’s not really a holiday piece. So, I’ll just leave it here under my virtual tree Image and hope it brings a smile.



St. John, the Angst-y Vampire


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St. John, the Angst-y Vampire **you can call him Mick**



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Had a lot of inner strife,



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Thinking himself a monster



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And blaming it on his wife. (ex, that is)



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Josef his vampire mentor



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Used to nag him, "Just feed fresh..."



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“What I think you need here, boy-o…"



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"...is a little fang on flesh.”



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Then one night in no-star hell



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An angel came to say,



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“Drink my blood or you will die…



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And I’ll end up with the other guy.”




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**skritch** Say what?

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“Now,” Josef said, “you’ve got it… "



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and slapped him on the back with glee.



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“I knew you had it in you…”



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“You gonna share some of that with me?”




:curtesy:
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Lilly as usual that's adorable. I loved the last line.
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A new holiday classic, for sure :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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Perfect! Just the thing to brighten up a cold winter's night! :rose:

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Very clever! Christmas Moonlight style! Thanks! I'm glad Josef got in on the action, too!
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Oh, Lilly--this is wonderful! I love the pictures you used to illustrate it, the perfect flashes of humor at appropriate places, and yeah... that last line is just a killer! :rolling: Leave it to Josef to look for a fun (and awkward) way to cash in on Mick's newly found... um... whatever it is... :laugh:
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This is great, especially how you included Josef and Beth. And it rhymes, too! :clapping:
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you are waay too cool, Lilly. My favourites? the **skritch**.... and the ending up with the other guy line. :rolling:
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:giggle:

Genius. Just genius. I sang through my giggles.

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:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Bravo.

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Hey, thanks everyone. :ghug: Glad it made you giggle. :snicker:
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eris stole my Bravo line, but I'm gonna use it again,.
Bravo Lily! :clapping:
Funny as well. :hug:
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Thanks so much, Aussiejo. :hug:
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What a total delight! :hearts:
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HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS UNTIL NOW???????????????

LILLY STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! :yahoo: :clapping: :hyper2: :heart:
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