Moonlightaholics

Kay-Oss wrote:AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You know, it's not very becoming to brag about it, Alces. Just sayin' ...

And now to put us back on a more "comfortable" footing....

Yo, fangirls. Here's a guy named Alex who deserves some appreciation.


(Originally posted at theberry.com, although why I'm suddenly following the rules I do not know. Call me whimsical.)

There are very few "other-Alex's" I would allow on this thread, and he is one of them.

Meh, nice abs but I'll still take our Al anyday... he doesn't wax his chest.



and he looks so good in blue

Thank goodness--a picture of the correct Alex!

I think I'm gonna have to call an exterminator...

Chill out. I mean, with a name like Sangria I thought you'd be a little less judgmental.

Awwww....

Oh, yeah... Ahem, hey you pesky pests, leave our purty Alex thread alone.

Here "Sangria"... this usually scares them away.

EEEEEK! Scary vacuum cleaner!

What delights today shall I find on my screen -
a chopper, some water or cargos in green?
He looks divine in blue, a uniform or leather
Wait, what’s that? A teddy bear on a tractor?
Who hijacked my Alex for a cat and a flipper?

Mae_Hem came a calling
like a cheap insurance salesman
Now my Alex is four pages back
and I’m cryin’ “Galling!”

I really do wish our pirate crew
had hung around some
At least they knew better than to
mess with the handsome

With such clever mods on the loose -
they’ve tricked us with sponsors and pirates and booze -
messin’ with Alex is not something you choose
unless you’re a-lookin’ for trouble times two

Where, oh where, is our tough Navy Seal?
He’s fishing or surfing or fixin’ to heal
But what we want ain’t descriptions or labels or themes
We want photographical proof positive to print by the reams

I only put up with your complaints because your banner makes me laugh.

I wanna marry HM's snarkilicious self.

HM that was terrific!

I dunno though, the bear in the blue swim trunks was pretty cute.

HotMicks definitely rules the Smackdown!

Begone, you pesky pests!

Fine... We know when we're not wanted...

Kay-Oss wrote:Fine... We know when we're not wanted...

Awwwwww. Poor Kay-Oss.

Never mind. Be gone!!!