### Physicists prove vamps don't exist?

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**Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:32 am**Have you ever felt guilty about the time you spend obsessing on Moonlight? Ashamed to admit your "silly hobby" to others? Never fear, you're in good company. As we speak, distinguished physicists, mathematicians, and economists are debating and publishing professional papers such as: "Mathematics of the Human Vampire Conflict," "The Transylvanian Problem of Renewable Resources," and "Cycles of Fear: Periodic Bloodsucking Rates for Vampires". Oh, and I wouldn't want to leave out, "Macroeconomic Policy and the Optimal Destruction of Vampires."

Next time someone makes fun of your interest, tell them you're doing serious academic research, and point them to this article:

http://io9.com/5241252/physicists-prove-that-vampires-could-not-exist

Pesonally, I agree with the mathematicians and economists, I think the physicists' theory is full of holes.

Next time someone makes fun of your interest, tell them you're doing serious academic research, and point them to this article:

http://io9.com/5241252/physicists-prove-that-vampires-could-not-exist

Pesonally, I agree with the mathematicians and economists, I think the physicists' theory is full of holes.