Logan Leaves LA PG-13 Champagne Challenge #130
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:20 pm
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Logan was pacing back and forth in the basement. He was a nervous wreck.
When the doorbell rang he practically leaped out of his skin. He almost took the door off the hinge.
“Mick, what took you so long?”
“Logan, you only called me twenty minutes ago.”
“I told you this was an emergency.”
“I came as fast as I could. What happened? Did you have an accident?”
Logan was confused. “Accident?”
“You told me you went back to fresh. Am I going to find a body in the basement?”
Logan was indignant. “Mick, I know how to drink a freshie. This is a serious problem.”
“Okay, I’m listening.”
Logan lowered his voice. “I need to get to Orlando, Florida by 4P tomorrow.”
“So call the airlines and make a reservation..”
Logan looked at the floor. “I’ve never flown before.”
Mick was surprised. “Really? Logan, can I ask you a personal question?
“I guess.”
“How old are you?”
“Older then airplanes.”
“You told me you were turned in 76.
Logan shrugged “I was…….1776.
Mick’s jaw dropped. “I can’t believe it. I’ve known you since 1982 and this is the first time you tell me you’re an old man.”
Logan was in no mood to be teased. “I’m telling you now and show some respect to your elders.”
Mick tried to keep from laughing. “What do you want me to do?”
“Tell me what to do on a plane.”
“Sit down, put your seatbelt on, and when the stewardess offers you a drink don’t ask for O neg.”
“Is that it? I just sit down in the contraption and I’ll be in Florida.
“Pretty much. You’ll have to listen to the safety instructions first.”
Logan grabbed a pad. “Tell me everything.”
“Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device in case the plane goes down over water.”
Logan looked terrified. “Why would that happen? I’m going across country what water could we go down in?
“The Mississippi River, The Missouri River…..
“Oh Lord. Does that happen often?”
Mick smiled. “No. I just want you to be prepared. Also if the cabin suddenly loses pressure an oxygen mask will fall from the ceiling.”
“Oh God…I’m going to die.”
“Logan, you’re already dead and you don’t need oxygen to breathe. If it happens just put it on your face and pretend.”
“I can’t do it. Is there any other way to get there in time?”
Mick shook his head. “No, you’d need a couple of days driving. Why do you have to be there by that specific a time?”
Logan hesitated but maybe Mick would understand. “Billy Dee Williams is going to be at a convention tomorrow in Orlando. I got my pass and hotel room but I have to get there.”
“Why didn’t you leave last week? You’d have had plenty of time.”
“I just found out today. He’s a last minute replacement for Carrie Fisher. I have to see him. I have to tell him what Lando Calrissian means to me.
“Why?” Mick asked gently.
“Because it was Lando Calrissian that gave me the courage to leave my sire. When Lando warned the residents of Cloud City even though Vader was there I became brave. Obviously I won’t tell him that. My sire was really vicious. You wouldn’t want to leave the basement either if you knew her.
Mick patted him on the shoulder “Then you have to go and Billy Dee isn’t getting any younger. I was just kidding Logan. You’ll be fine. Flying is very safe.”
“Would you pick me up at six and take me to the airport?
“Sure.”
On the ride to LAX Mick explained metal detectors, security questions and helped him check his bag with the skycap.
Logan was shocked when just before he went in the machine they told him to take his shoes off. He was going to complain but Mick told him to obey all airport personnel. He made it to his gate and waited until they called his section.
He was in seat 19A. He sat down and immediately buckled up. His fear was intensifying by the minute. Any second he was going to run off this plane. Man should not fly. Birds fly. He was about to get up when a familiar voice said.
“Logan?”
He looked up and saw Maxine, his favorite freshie from the agency.
“Maxine, what are you doing here?”
“I’m going on a cruise to the Bahamas.”
“This is a plane, not a ship.” Logan said seriously
Maxine laughed. “You’re so funny. I’m catching the ship in Orlando.”
“Oh.”
Maxine stood there a few more seconds. “Ummm can I get in? I’m 19B
Logan stood and then remembered he had to unbuckle. “Sorry about that.”
“No worries. She slipped in next to him. “I’m kind of glad to see you.”
“How come?”
Maxine whispered. “I’m scared of flying. I know nothing bad will happen with you to protect me.”
“Flying is very safe. Logan assured her. You’ll be fine. You didn’t tell me you were going on vacation.”
Maxine smiled “I got a last minute deal.” She didn’t tell him it came from Mick St. John.
“Be careful on the beach. We don’t like our dinner burned.”
Maxine giggled.
“I’m serious. It tastes very different when you’re hurt or sick.”
Maxine distracted him the whole five hours to Orlando.
Logan was pacing back and forth in the basement. He was a nervous wreck.
When the doorbell rang he practically leaped out of his skin. He almost took the door off the hinge.
“Mick, what took you so long?”
“Logan, you only called me twenty minutes ago.”
“I told you this was an emergency.”
“I came as fast as I could. What happened? Did you have an accident?”
Logan was confused. “Accident?”
“You told me you went back to fresh. Am I going to find a body in the basement?”
Logan was indignant. “Mick, I know how to drink a freshie. This is a serious problem.”
“Okay, I’m listening.”
Logan lowered his voice. “I need to get to Orlando, Florida by 4P tomorrow.”
“So call the airlines and make a reservation..”
Logan looked at the floor. “I’ve never flown before.”
Mick was surprised. “Really? Logan, can I ask you a personal question?
“I guess.”
“How old are you?”
“Older then airplanes.”
“You told me you were turned in 76.
Logan shrugged “I was…….1776.
Mick’s jaw dropped. “I can’t believe it. I’ve known you since 1982 and this is the first time you tell me you’re an old man.”
Logan was in no mood to be teased. “I’m telling you now and show some respect to your elders.”
Mick tried to keep from laughing. “What do you want me to do?”
“Tell me what to do on a plane.”
“Sit down, put your seatbelt on, and when the stewardess offers you a drink don’t ask for O neg.”
“Is that it? I just sit down in the contraption and I’ll be in Florida.
“Pretty much. You’ll have to listen to the safety instructions first.”
Logan grabbed a pad. “Tell me everything.”
“Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device in case the plane goes down over water.”
Logan looked terrified. “Why would that happen? I’m going across country what water could we go down in?
“The Mississippi River, The Missouri River…..
“Oh Lord. Does that happen often?”
Mick smiled. “No. I just want you to be prepared. Also if the cabin suddenly loses pressure an oxygen mask will fall from the ceiling.”
“Oh God…I’m going to die.”
“Logan, you’re already dead and you don’t need oxygen to breathe. If it happens just put it on your face and pretend.”
“I can’t do it. Is there any other way to get there in time?”
Mick shook his head. “No, you’d need a couple of days driving. Why do you have to be there by that specific a time?”
Logan hesitated but maybe Mick would understand. “Billy Dee Williams is going to be at a convention tomorrow in Orlando. I got my pass and hotel room but I have to get there.”
“Why didn’t you leave last week? You’d have had plenty of time.”
“I just found out today. He’s a last minute replacement for Carrie Fisher. I have to see him. I have to tell him what Lando Calrissian means to me.
“Why?” Mick asked gently.
“Because it was Lando Calrissian that gave me the courage to leave my sire. When Lando warned the residents of Cloud City even though Vader was there I became brave. Obviously I won’t tell him that. My sire was really vicious. You wouldn’t want to leave the basement either if you knew her.
Mick patted him on the shoulder “Then you have to go and Billy Dee isn’t getting any younger. I was just kidding Logan. You’ll be fine. Flying is very safe.”
“Would you pick me up at six and take me to the airport?
“Sure.”
On the ride to LAX Mick explained metal detectors, security questions and helped him check his bag with the skycap.
Logan was shocked when just before he went in the machine they told him to take his shoes off. He was going to complain but Mick told him to obey all airport personnel. He made it to his gate and waited until they called his section.
He was in seat 19A. He sat down and immediately buckled up. His fear was intensifying by the minute. Any second he was going to run off this plane. Man should not fly. Birds fly. He was about to get up when a familiar voice said.
“Logan?”
He looked up and saw Maxine, his favorite freshie from the agency.
“Maxine, what are you doing here?”
“I’m going on a cruise to the Bahamas.”
“This is a plane, not a ship.” Logan said seriously
Maxine laughed. “You’re so funny. I’m catching the ship in Orlando.”
“Oh.”
Maxine stood there a few more seconds. “Ummm can I get in? I’m 19B
Logan stood and then remembered he had to unbuckle. “Sorry about that.”
“No worries. She slipped in next to him. “I’m kind of glad to see you.”
“How come?”
Maxine whispered. “I’m scared of flying. I know nothing bad will happen with you to protect me.”
“Flying is very safe. Logan assured her. You’ll be fine. You didn’t tell me you were going on vacation.”
Maxine smiled “I got a last minute deal.” She didn’t tell him it came from Mick St. John.
“Be careful on the beach. We don’t like our dinner burned.”
Maxine giggled.
“I’m serious. It tastes very different when you’re hurt or sick.”
Maxine distracted him the whole five hours to Orlando.